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Funny Sayings & Quotes

Make a statement with playful quotes sure to amuse. Add a funny quote to a coffee mug, T-shirt or tote to help power through the day or simply justify that nap! Need more ideas? Check out our crafty and inspirational quotes as well. 

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  1. I Run A Tight Shipwreck SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    I Run A Tight Shipwreck [SVG, DXF]
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  2. Miffed Ostrich SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Miffed Ostrich [SVG, DXF]
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  3. Girls Night Out Chickens SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Girls Night Out Chickens [SVG, DXF]
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  4. The Chick-Inn SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    The Chick-Inn [SVG, DXF]
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  5. World's Most Expensive Alarm Clock SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    World's Most Expensive Alarm Clock [SVG, DXF]
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  6. I'm the Reason We're Late SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    I'm the Reason We're Late [SVG, DXF]
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  7. Hello I'm New Here SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Hello I'm New Here [SVG, DXF]
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  8. Pumpkin Spice Kind of Life SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Pumpkin Spice Kind of Life [SVG, DXF]
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  9. Good Morning Pumpkin SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Good Morning Pumpkin [SVG, DXF]
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  10. Oh My Gourd SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Oh My Gourd [SVG, DXF]
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  11. Don't Tell Me What To Do Cat SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Don't Tell Me What To Do Cat [SVG, DXF]
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  12. Wash Your Hands SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Wash Your Hands [SVG, DXF]
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  13. You Don't Have to be Perfect to be Amazing SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    You Don't Have to be Perfect to be Amazing [SVG, DXF]
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  14. Sexy and I Gnome It SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Sexy and I Gnome It [SVG, DXF]
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  15. Ugh SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Ugh [SVG, DXF]
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  16. Please Take Me Spaceship SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Please Take Me Spaceship [SVG, DXF]
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  17. Check Meowt Cat SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Check Meowt Cat [SVG, DXF]
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  18. I Don't Sweat, I Sparkle SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    I Don't Sweat, I Sparkle [SVG, DXF]
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  19. Glitter Is My Signature Color SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Glitter Is My Signature Color [SVG, DXF]
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  20. All the Things SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    All the Things [SVG, DXF]
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  21. It's What's Inside That Counts SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    It's What's Inside That Counts [SVG, DXF]
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  22. Carpe That Diem SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Carpe That Diem [SVG, DXF]
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  23. Heck Yes SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Heck Yes [SVG, DXF]
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  24. My Coffee Needs a Coffee SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    My Coffee Needs a Coffee [SVG, DXF]
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  25. Single Taken Hungry SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Single Taken Hungry [SVG, DXF]
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  26. Coffee is My Valentine SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Coffee is My Valentine [SVG, DXF]
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  27. Tacos are My Valentine SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Tacos are My Valentine [SVG, DXF]
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  28. Wine Is My Valentine SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Wine Is My Valentine [SVG, DXF]
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  29. Modern Shirt Type - I take long romantic walks to the fridge
    Long Walks to the Fridge [SVG, DXF]
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  30. Liquid Patience SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Liquid Patience [SVG, DXF]
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  31. Life Happens, Coffee Helps SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Life Happens, Coffee Helps [SVG, DXF]
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  32. I'm Freaking Freezing SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    I'm Freaking Freezing [SVG, DXF]
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  33. I'm Not Lazy, I'm Energy Efficient SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    I'm Not Lazy, I'm Energy Efficient [SVG, DXF]
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  34. I'm Sorry for the Things I Said When It Was Winter SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    I'm Sorry for the Things I Said When It Was Winter [SVG, DXF]
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  35. Yas Queen SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Yas Queen [SVG, DXF]
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  36. Killin' It SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Killin' It [SVG, DXF]
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  37. Day Drinkin' SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Day Drinkin' [SVG, DXF]
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  38. Whatever Spices Your Pumpkin SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Whatever Spices Your Pumpkin [SVG, DXF]
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  39. Don't Be a Prick SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Don't Be a Prick [SVG, DXF]
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  40. Parenting Style SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Parenting Style [SVG, DXF]
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  41. Today's Goal SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Today's Goal [SVG, DXF]
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  42. Winging It SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Winging It [SVG, DXF]
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  43. Parenting Style: WTF SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Parenting Style: WTF [SVG, DXF]
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  44. OMG SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    OMG [SVG, DXF]
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  45. I Literally Can Not Roll My Eyes Any Harder SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    I Literally Can Not Roll My Eyes Any Harder [SVG, DXF]
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  46. OMG No One Cares SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    OMG No One Cares [SVG, DXF]
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  47. Your Mom SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Your Mom [SVG, DXF]
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  48. Not the Worst Mom SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Not the Worst Mom [SVG, DXF]
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  49. Surviving Motherhood SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Surviving Motherhood [SVG, DXF]
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  50. My Unicorn Ate My Homework SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    My Unicorn Ate My Homework [SVG, DXF]
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  51. My Dinosaur Ate My Homework SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    My Dinosaur Ate My Homework [SVG, DXF]
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  52. Unicorn Queen SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Unicorn Queen [SVG, DXF]
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  53. Soul of a Mermaid SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Soul of a Mermaid [SVG, DXF]
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  54. Believe in Yourself Friends SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Believe in Yourself Friends [SVG, DXF]
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  55. Really a Mermaid SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Really a Mermaid [SVG, DXF]
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  56. Gnome Sweet Gnome SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Gnome Sweet Gnome [SVG, DXF]
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  57. Them/Me Unicorn SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Them/Me Unicorn [SVG, DXF]
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  58. Instant Mermaid SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Instant Mermaid [SVG, DXF]
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  59. Can't Take the Heat SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Can't Take the Heat [SVG, DXF]
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  60. Oh Honey No Bee SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Oh Honey No Bee [SVG, DXF]
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  61. Crazy Plant Lady SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Crazy Plant Lady [SVG, DXF]
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  62. Stupid Housework SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Stupid Housework [SVG, DXF]
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  63. Sorry Not Sorry SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Sorry Not Sorry [SVG, DXF]
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  64. Nope SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Nope [SVG, DXF]
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  65. Be Nice or Leave SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Be Nice or Leave [SVG, DXF]
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  66. I Play in the Dirt SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    I Play in the Dirt [SVG, DXF]
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  67. The Rooster May Crow But The Hen Delivers The Goods SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    The Rooster May Crow But The Hen Delivers The Goods [SVG, DXF]
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  68. If You're Single And You Know It Pet Your Cat SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    If You're Single and You Know It Pet Your Cat [SVG, DXF]
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  69. Many People Have Eaten Here SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Many People Have Eaten Here [SVG, DXF]
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  70. Go Away I'm Introverting SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Go Away I'm Introverting [SVG, DXF]
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  71. Drink Coffee and Pretend SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Drink Coffee and Pretend [SVG, DXF]
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  72. This Girl Loves Sleep SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    This Girl Loves Sleep [SVG, DXF]
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  73. I Paused My Game To Be Here SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    I Paused My Game to Be Here [SVG, DXF]
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  74. I Followed My Heart And It Led Me To The Fridge SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    I Followed My Heart and It Led Me to the Fridge [SVG, DXF]
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  75. Hot Stuff Coming Through SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Hot Stuff Coming Through [SVG, DXF]
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  76. Screw It SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Screw It [SVG, DXF]
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  77. If I Have To Stir It It's Homemade SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    If I Have To Stir It It's Homemade [SVG, DXF]
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  78. That's a Terrible Idea SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    That's a Terrible Idea [SVG, DXF]
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  79. Dear Naps SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Dear Naps [SVG, DXF]
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  80. Today Has Been Canceled SVG/DXF - Craft Genesis
    Today Has Been Canceled [SVG, DXF]
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