Funny Sayings & Quotes

Feelin' A Little Frosty CUTTING

I Am Freaking Cold CUTTING

Oh Deer CUTTING

Give Me Some Sugah CUTTING

May Contain Wine CUTTING

May Contain Beer CUTTING

Maybe Burpees Don't Like You Either CUTTING

Working Out Cheaper Than Therapy CUTTING

Hold On! I Need To Overthink This CUTTING

Crib Hair Don't Care CUTTING

World's Okayest Mom CUTTING

World's Okayest Dad CUTTING

Thou Shalt Not Try Me CUTTING

Just A Cupcake Looking For A Studmuffin CUTTING

I've Got It All Together I Just Forgot Where I Put It CUTTING

I've Got A Good Heart But This Mouth CUTTING

I Just Rescued Some Wine It Was Trapped In a Bottle CUTTING

Don't Mind The Mess CUTTING

Many Have Eaten Here Few Have Died CUTTING

I Could Keep This Kitchen Clean CUTTING

Don't Go Bacon My Heart CUTTING

Wine Counts As A Serving Of Fruit CUTTING

I'm Into Fitness Fit'ness Taco In My Mouth CUTTING

Squats? I Thought You Said Shots CUTTING

Running Late Is My Cardio CUTTING

Everything Hurts And I'm Dying CUTTING

I Won't Quit But I Will Cuss The Whole Time CUTTING

Is It Cheat Day Yet? CUTTING

Yoga Now Wine Later CUTTING

Sweatin' Like A Sinner In Church CUTTING

Working My Fluff Into Tough CUTTING

Cardio Is Hardio CUTTING

After This We're Getting Donuts CUTTING

Fit(ish) CUTTING

I'm Sorry For What I Said When I Was Hungry CUTTING

Hot Mess Express CUTTING

Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come CUTTING

Wine A Little Laugh A Lot CUTTING

Time To Uncork And Unwind CUTTING

Oh Look It's Wine O'Clock CUTTING