Funny Sayings & Quotes

Yup Still Single CUTTING

Hold My Juice Box and Watch This CUTTING

In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised CUTTING

Wash Your Hands, Mom CUTTING

Im Always Getting Picked Up By Ladies CUTTING

As Far As Anyone Knows We Are A Nice Normal Family CUTTING

What the (fork) is for dinner? CUTTING

Last Clean Shirt CUTTING

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder CUTTING

Im A Fun Guy CUTTING

Drinks Well With Others CUTTING

This Guy Loves His Wifi CUTTING

Wish You Were Beer CUTTING

Feelin A Little Frosty CUTTING

I Am Freaking Cold CUTTING

Oh Deer CUTTING

Give Me Some Sugah CUTTING

May Contain Wine CUTTING

May Contain Beer CUTTING

Blessed Are Those Who Wash The Dishes CUTTING

Maybe Burpees Dont Like You Either CUTTING

Working Out Cheaper Than Therapy CUTTING

Hold On! I Need To Overthink This CUTTING

Crib Hair Dont Care CUTTING

Worlds Okayest Mom CUTTING

Worlds Okayest Dad CUTTING

Thou Shalt Not Try Me CUTTING

Just A Cupcake Looking For A Studmuffin CUTTING

Ive Got It All Together I Just Forgot Where I Put It CUTTING

Ive Got A Good Heart But This Mouth CUTTING

I Just Rescued Some Wine It Was Trapped In a Bottle CUTTING

Dont Mind The Mess CUTTING

Many Have Eaten Here Few Have Died CUTTING

I Could Keep This Kitchen Clean CUTTING

Dont Go Bacon My Heart CUTTING

Wine Counts As A Serving Of Fruit CUTTING

Im Into Fitness Fitness Taco In My Mouth CUTTING

Squats? I Thought You Said Shots CUTTING

Running Late Is My Cardio CUTTING

Everything Hurts And Im Dying CUTTING

I Wont Quit But I Will Cuss The Whole Time CUTTING

Is It Cheat Day Yet? CUTTING

Yoga Now Wine Later CUTTING

Sweatin Like A Sinner In Church CUTTING

Working My Fluff Into Tough CUTTING

Cardio Is Hardio CUTTING

After This Were Getting Donuts CUTTING

Fit(ish) CUTTING

Im Sorry For What I Said When I Was Hungry CUTTING

Hot Mess Express CUTTING

Sorry Im Late I Didnt Want To Come CUTTING

Wine A Little Laugh A Lot CUTTING

Time To Uncork And Unwind CUTTING

Oh Look Its Wine OClock CUTTING

Love The Wine Youre With CUTTING

But First Wine CUTTING

Sassy Since Birth CUTTING

Maybe Swearing Will Help CUTTING

Like A Boss CUTTING

Feed Me And Tell Me Im Pretty CUTTING

Dont Grow Up Its A Trap CUTTING

Classy Sassy And A Bit Smart Assy CUTTING

Coffee The Other Vitamin CUTTING

Life Begins After Coffee CUTTING

Instant Nice Person Just Add Coffee CUTTING

Coffee The Most Important Meal Of The Day CUTTING

Coffee Before Talkie CUTTING

Whip It Good CUTTING

They See Me Rollin They Hatin CUTTING

Stupid Dishes CUTTING

Oh Crepe CUTTING

Its Getting Hot In Here CUTTING

Bless This Dirty Mess CUTTING

Just Feed Me Tacos and Tell Me Im Pretty CUTTING

Naughty Chickens CUTTING

Well Ill Be CUTTING

Well Butter My Biscuits CUTTING

Son of a Gun CUTTING

Shut the Front Door CUTTING

Oh Hell No CUTTING