Funny Sayings & Quotes

Crazy Plant Lady CUTTING

Stupid Housework CUTTING

Sorry Not Sorry CUTTING

Nope CUTTING

Be Nice or Leave CUTTING

I Play in the Dirt CUTTING

The Rooster May Crow But The Hen Delivers The Goods CUTTING

If You're Single And You Know It Pet Your Cat CUTTING

Many People Have Eaten Here CUTTING

Go Away I'm Introverting CUTTING

Drink Coffee and Pretend CUTTING

This Girl Loves Sleep CUTTING

I Paused My Game To Be Here CUTTING

I Followed My Heart And It Led Me To The Fridge CUTTING

Hot Stuff Coming Through CUTTING

Screw It CUTTING

If I Have To Stir It It's Homemade CUTTING

That's a Terrible Idea CUTTING

Dear Naps CUTTING

Today Has Been Canceled CUTTING

Cute but Kinda Weird CUTTING

She Believed She Could But She Was Really Tired So She Didn't CUTTING

You Should Definitely Dance On That Table - Tequila CUTTING

Chicken Butt CUTTING

Yay Sports, Do The Thing, Win The Points CUTTING

Resting Beach Face CUTTING

Help! I'm On Family Vacation CUTTING

Todays Good Mood Is Sponsored By Coffee CUTTING

I Dont Give a Sip CUTTING

Mind Your Own Biscuits and Life Will Be Gravy CUTTING

Mama Needs Her Coffee CUTTING

Whatever Sprinkles Your Donuts CUTTING

My Favorite Color Is Glitter CUTTING

Knit Happens CUTTING

If You See My With A Seam Ripper CUTTING

Been There Pinned That CUTTING

Friday Is My 2nd Favorite F-word CUTTING

Yup Still Single CUTTING

Hold My Juice Box and Watch This CUTTING

In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised CUTTING

Wash Your Hands, Mom CUTTING

I'm Always Getting Picked Up By Ladies CUTTING

As Far As Anyone Knows We Are A Nice Normal Family CUTTING

What the (fork) is for dinner? CUTTING

Last Clean Shirt CUTTING

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder CUTTING

I'm A Fun Guy CUTTING

Drinks Well With Others CUTTING

This Guy Loves His Wifi CUTTING

Wish You Were Beer CUTTING

Feelin' A Little Frosty CUTTING

I Am Freaking Cold CUTTING

Oh Deer CUTTING

Give Me Some Sugah CUTTING

May Contain Wine CUTTING

May Contain Beer CUTTING

Blessed Are Those Who Wash The Dishes CUTTING

Maybe Burpees Don't Like You Either CUTTING

Working Out Cheaper Than Therapy CUTTING

Hold On! I Need To Overthink This CUTTING

Crib Hair Don't Care CUTTING

World's Okayest Mom CUTTING

World's Okayest Dad CUTTING

Thou Shalt Not Try Me CUTTING

Just A Cupcake Looking For A Studmuffin CUTTING

I've Got It All Together I Just Forgot Where I Put It CUTTING

I've Got A Good Heart But This Mouth CUTTING

I Just Rescued Some Wine It Was Trapped In a Bottle CUTTING

Don't Mind The Mess CUTTING

Many Have Eaten Here Few Have Died CUTTING

I Could Keep This Kitchen Clean CUTTING

Dont Go Bacon My Heart CUTTING

Wine Counts As A Serving Of Fruit CUTTING

I'm Into Fitness Fit'ness Taco In My Mouth CUTTING

Squats? I Thought You Said Shots CUTTING

Running Late Is My Cardio CUTTING

Everything Hurts And I'm Dying CUTTING

I Won't Quit But I Will Cuss The Whole Time CUTTING

Is It Cheat Day Yet? CUTTING

Yoga Now Wine Later CUTTING